I feel it is time to admit something, something I have only vaguely been aware of, and have slowly realised over the course of time. I steal pens.
If I go to a desk, I use a pen. If I use a pen, I take the pen. I have ridiculous amounts of pens in my desk that I never intended to take, nor need. But take them I do. I honestly think it is absent-mindedness.
If you know me and you think I may have taken your pen, please let me know and I will return it if I have it. i never meant to take it. I just do.
I also have a belief that I have one good article in me about how the majority of what gives me hope for humanity can be found by watching Eurosport. More of that another day, I think it is best to take things one step at a time.